Are Badgers British?

Hello and welcome back to my blog todays post is slightly different to normal but hope you enjoy it no the less.

I have always wondered if badgers are British. So I have decided to do some research and spoke to some people to truly find out the answer to the question are badgers British?. Where to start well I looked it up on google and google says "Badgers are short-legged omnivores in the family Mustelidae. Badgers are a polyphyletic rather than a natural taxonomic grouping, being united by their squat bodies and adaptions for fossorial activity. All belong to the caniform suborder of carnivoran". Well that what wikipedia wants me to know. I then chose to hunt down an expert and after a few weeks of no response I found a man called harry breadbin  who responded to my email. He said I could meet him at his home. I was worried at first and yes I was right to be worried as he was dressed as a badger and told me he kept badgers in this back garden. We sat on his wooden chair and I asked him "So are badgers British?" at first he did not speak but he drew a picture of what he said they look like. Under here you can see what he drew. I had no words to say after that. Until he spoke and said "they keep ask me if I want a cup of tea and I keep saying no". I quickly after he said that ran because you could hear an angry noise coming from his back garden.

That day I learnt a good life lesson and that if you see a badger run the other way before it turns you into a victorian British man. The first thing I did once I got home was to watch old episodes of the cbbc show Bodger & Badger.

Hopefully you enjoyed my first attempt at writing a funny fictional post. I have more posts coming soon